the return of the lawn spider!

Best Viewed Larger On Black!

Happy Halloween!

quote of the day

Um, Don, do you know anything about his printer? Something fell off the back of it and now there’s just a beeping sound, and the server is down. I think the phones are down now too.

Well Played indeed…

polka with a Japanese accent?

Who would have known that it made something so insanely ridiculous and hypnotic…

I know now this is pretty old, but I’d never run across it and it made my day.

plans for today

1. sleep till noon
2. take a shower
3. build a giant spider
4. go to a demolition derby
5. upload pictures of 3 & 4

Right now I’m between 1 and 2…

utter nonsense

It’s time to end this.

that is a tasty burger

I had almost forgot that Oct 22nd 2008 was the 60th anniversary of In’N'Out! I happened to swing by there for diner and saw the signs in the window debunking the crazy retro pricing rumor that had been spread around via chain email. Kinda funny, they even had fliers for it. Some guy was walking in after me, saw the sign, and left all pissed off like it was their fault some clever jerk played a prank online.

fun fact

Half inch schedule forty PVC pipe is the perfect size for standard nerf darts, and a two to three foot section makes an excellent blow-gun.

Now, the question I have to ask myself is where exactly did this pipe come from, and should I really be putting my mouth on one end of it?

random photo of the day

I <3 my shark