Dear Santa:

I’ve finaly decided what I want for Christmas. WiFi. I want a reliable wireless router so I can get online with my laptop at home. My desktop isn’t great for my games and I hate having to have both in the same spot, swaping the cable back and forth, waiting up to a day for Comcast to stop being a bitch about dealing with the crossover. I want be get Team Fortress 2 and go get my ass kicked online. I want to finish at least one episode of Half Life 2 and log my hours. Hell, I want to be able to sit in my living room and play ORVS or drawmything while watching TV.

I’ve been good this year. None of the people I hit with my truck died, I stopped beating my cat, and I’ve yet to set fire to the office… so I think I deserve it.