my dad is a genius

I’m surprised to say that myself, but let me explain. Here’s my current dilemma: as I’m looking at houses, I’ll come across a listing that’s in my price range and looks pretty good, but halfway through the information it casually mention it’s got a pool – so it’s instantly off the list. I mention this to him in passing, and without pause he comes up with the prefect solution - “drain it, build a roof over it, and turn it into a bomb shelter.” I was literally stunned with how ridiculous and awesome the idea was. Maybe I shouldn’t be so quick with the vetoes…