nothing ever goes according to plan

So, apparently, my loan didn’t fund yesterday like I was told it should. It didn’t fund because it was one day past the close date listed on the approval paperwork. It was past the close date on the approval paperwork because the loan processor wasted about a week by requesting information she had on her desk for the past month. Had it not been for her “confusion” I could have signed the final paperwork Monday of last week instead of Thursday, the loan could have funded and recorded that week, and I would have my keys already. Instead I’ll have maybe a day to clean the house, move all my stuff out of my apartment, and turn in those keys on time. I knew to expect delays, but I was hoping everyone involved would have at least some baseline competence in their jobs… silly me.